April 2010
1 post
how to make your boyfriend unjealous
J: sabi ko I hope you won’t mind if my good friend barns and I are watching the concert together
J: sabi ko I’m not inviting you because you don’t know anything about indie alternative, and you’re a huge MJ fan
B: tell him i cleaned your suka while you were drunk in hk. and if i had any intentions with you then, it disappeared with that incident
March 2010
1 post
Shit.
A conversation I had earlier today. By the way, J is a girl ah.
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J: kilala ka nya kaya as my “culture friend”
J: kasi we talk about music movies and shit
J: hahahaha
B: yeah we do talk about shit
B: like, how sometimes corn doesnt digest properly
J: yeah the kind of shit like
J: sometimes u see veggies hanging
J: or softer with greenish brownish
J: spots
B: and you...
February 2010
6 posts
Top 10 Jens Lekman lyrics
Jens Lekman is coming to town. It says so right here. To celebrate the moment, I compiled my 10 favorite Jens Lekman song lyrics. And they are..
1) “I picked up a seashell to illustrate my homelessness, but a crab crawled out of it making it useless.” - The Opposite of Hallelujah
2) “I saw on TV about this little kid, who had a pig for a pet. His mom had once been attacked by a...
Top 5 first date fails (by me of course!)
I wish I can say the time I said ‘Oh shit!’ in front of her mom when I spilled tea on their coffee table, but hindi na first date yun e. Anyway, here are my top 5 first date fails.
1) Getting a papercut, hands start bleeding non-stop so I had to hide my hands in my pocket
2) Mistaking her sister as my date for the evening
3) Talking about my diet plan
4) Inadvertently dissing her...
Top five Japanese people I don't mind trading...
1) Shugo Tokumaru - musician
2) Haruki Murakami - author
3) Shigeru Miyamoto - video game creator
4) Takeshi Yasutoko - agressive inline skater
5) Takeru Kobayashi - hot dog eating champion
Top five rejected porn star names
1) Nadulas ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ Cage
2) Boy Brownie
3) Poe, Totoy
4) The Baksilor
5) Dick Israel
Top 20 albums of the decade →
1) Boxer by The National (2007)
2) Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem (2007)
3) Funeral by Arcade Fire (2004)
4) Exit by Shugo Tokumaru (2007)
5) Give Up by The Postal Service (2003)
6) You Forgot It In People by Broken Social Scene (2002)
7) Let It Die by Feist (2004)
8) Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie (2003)
9) Alligator by The National (2005)
10) Night Falls Over Kortedala by...
Top 3 reasons why I'm on tumblr
1) Jumping on the bandwagon.
2) To serve as placeholder.
3) For purposes of social networking.