J: sabi ko I hope you won’t mind if my good friend barns and I are watching the concert together
J: sabi ko I’m not inviting you because you don’t know anything about indie alternative, and you’re a huge MJ fan
B: tell him i cleaned your suka while you were drunk in hk. and if i had any intentions with you then, it disappeared with that incident
A conversation I had earlier today. By the way, J is a girl ah.
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J: kilala ka nya kaya as my “culture friend”
J: kasi we talk about music movies and shit
J: hahahaha
B: yeah we do talk about shit
B: like, how sometimes corn doesnt digest properly
J: yeah the kind of shit like
J: sometimes u see veggies hanging
J: or softer with greenish brownish
J: spots
B: and you pull it out, just boil it again, and its edible once more
J: oh u tried it? i haven’t yet
J: maybe i should do it tom
B: OMG its so amazing
J: harvest fresh ones in the morning
B: hahaha
J: i heard it’s good daw esp the ones that first come out, yung first batch
Jens Lekman is coming to town. It says so right here. To celebrate the moment, I compiled my 10 favorite Jens Lekman song lyrics. And they are..
1) “I picked up a seashell to illustrate my homelessness, but a crab crawled out of it making it useless.” - The Opposite of Hallelujah
2) “I saw on TV about this little kid, who had a pig for a pet. His mom had once been attacked by a dog, so a pig was the closest thing he could get. This has of course nothing to do with anything, I just get so nervous when I’m talking to you.” - Kanske Ar Jag Kar I Dig
3) “Your father is mailing me all the time, he says he just wants to say hi. I send back ‘out of office, auto-replies’.” - A Postcard to Nina
4) “We could fake our deaths to get insurance money and take on hippie names, I’d be Snowphish, you’d be Sunny. We could start a little farm with little white bunnies, just cause watching them copulate is very funny.” - Friday Night at the Drive-In Bingo
5) “When I said I wanted to be your dog, I wasn’t coming on to you. I just wanted to lick your face, lick those raindrops from the rainy days.” - When I Said I Wanted to be Your Dog
6) “She said it was all make-believe, but I thought you said maple leaves. And when she talked about the fall, I thought she talked about the season. I never understood at all.” - Maple Leaves
7) “I know why Mona Lisa smiled, Da Vinci must’ve been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart.” - A Man Walks into a Bar
8) “Yeah I got busted. So I used my one phone call to dedicate a song to you on the radio.” - You Are The Light (By which I Travel into This and That)
9) “F-word, f-word, pardon my French. But it’s B.S., B.S. Can you feel the stench?” - F-Word
10) “Your hands are soft, your hands are soft just like silk. You’re a drop of blood, you’re a drop of blood in my glass of milk.” - Shirin
I wish I can say the time I said ‘Oh shit!’ in front of her mom when I spilled tea on their coffee table, but hindi na first date yun e. Anyway, here are my top 5 first date fails.
1) Getting a papercut, hands start bleeding non-stop so I had to hide my hands in my pocket
2) Mistaking her sister as my date for the evening
3) Talking about my diet plan
4) Inadvertently dissing her taste in music
5) Going dutch
1) Shugo Tokumaru - musician
2) Haruki Murakami - author
3) Shigeru Miyamoto - video game creator
4) Takeshi Yasutoko - agressive inline skater
5) Takeru Kobayashi - hot dog eating champion
1) Nadulas ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ Cage
2) Boy Brownie
3) Poe, Totoy
4) The Baksilor
5) Dick Israel
1) Boxer by The National (2007)
2) Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem (2007)
3) Funeral by Arcade Fire (2004)
4) Exit by Shugo Tokumaru (2007)
5) Give Up by The Postal Service (2003)
6) You Forgot It In People by Broken Social Scene (2002)
7) Let It Die by Feist (2004)
8) Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie (2003)
9) Alligator by The National (2005)
10) Night Falls Over Kortedala by Jens Lekman (2007)
11) Silent Alarm by Bloc Party (2005)
12) Sa Wakas by Sugarfree (2003)
13) Parachutes by Coldplay (2000)
14) Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix by Phoenix (2009)
15) For Emma, Forever Ago by Bon Iver (2008)
16) Vampire Weekend by Vampire Weekend (2008)
17) Everything All The Time by Band of Horses (2006)
18) Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand (2004)
19) Manners by Passion Pit (2009)
20) Gorillaz by Gorillaz (2001)
1) Jumping on the bandwagon.
2) To serve as placeholder.
3) For purposes of social networking.